Friday, February 27, 2004

Again I have been asked to work the weekend (with the incentive of pizza).
Today was a day designated by the TUC where workers were supposed to show their employers the value of unpaid overtime by leaving early.
Any way todays e-mail answer to the work weekend concept was courtesy of a chain e-mail.

Just in case you ever got the two mixed up, this should make things a bit more clear:

IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8 x 10 cell.
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6 x 8 cubicle.

IN PRISON... you get three meals a day.
AT WORK... you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON... you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK... you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

IN PRISON... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK... you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK... you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON... you get your own toilet.
AT WORK... you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK... you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON... all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON... you spend most of your life looking through bars from inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK... you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON... you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK... they are called managers.

Book of the week

Saturday, February 21, 2004

So, I have been asked to work over the weekend...
Anwser: Come and work with me, experience the programming experience...
Answer: Silence

Book of the week

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